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So my girlfriend's parents hate me. Very much. A lot more than I thought they did. Well, just as some background information, my girfriend and I are in love, and we fight just like any other couple does. It's not very serious, we get over it in like 10 minutes. If that. BUT...

 

Her parents hate me so much to the point where they won't let me see her anymore. And if I try, they'll call the cops and file me for abuse. And like I said, I've never abused her once. Keep in mind, we're both 17. So it's not like we can just leave and move away together. Oh man, baby Jesus hates me today xD